The lamp glows white on the table tonight..
Not a chance of sleep to be seen..
A list of fabrication, and it makes me wanna scream.
My sewing machine is howling, and the organza is starting to slide.
Gotta sew it straight, then do the other side.
Forget to eat, forget to pee, gotta get this done for Hall-o-ween
Conceal that peel, they’ll never show, no one will knoooooow!
Can’t put it off any mooooore
Get away, I need the floor!
I don’t care, I can hide that fray!
Let the seam run onnnn, the hem never bothered me anyway.
It’s funny how some glitter can get spread out so damn far, all these iridescent sparkles on the cats and in the caaaaaaar!
It’s time to see what this needle can do, six layers, it will break through!
No twine, no glue, MORE SPOOLS FOR MEEEE, I NEEEEED!
Gotta sewwww, gotta sewwwwww!
Just watch my fabric flyyyy!
Gotta sew! Gotta sewwww!
My machine better not die!
Stand right heeere, let me get a stay!
I don’t care what’s on, we’ll just DVR it anyway!
(Sewing machine sounds interlude)
My patterns sail through the air onto the ground
I’m unloading bags of folded fabric all arrrround!
My thoughts are stitching together like a faux fur blast
WE’VE GOTTA GO BACK, THERE’S A SALE AT JOOO-ANNNNNNN’S!
Gotta sew! Gotta sew!
My original concept is gone!
Gotta sew, gotta sewwwwwwww!
We gotta make the con!
Bloooody hell, it’s almost daaaay!
Get a pic up on Faceboooooooook!
The haters never bothered me anyway…
(sewing machine catches fire, explodes)
I am currently working on TWO Elsa costumes for Halloween this year. One for my daughter and one for my friend’s daughter. I think my husband is either amused or becoming frustrated with hearing my sewing yammerings because he wrote this for me today.